Ryann Funnies

So today Ryann got up pretty early (like 7am) and had to go to the bathroom so i let her go by herself. MISTAKE! She was taking forever so I got up to see what the problem was and she had unrolled the entire roll of toilet paper and filled the toilet with it. Awesome. What a way to start my day! She has never done anything like that before and hopefully she won't again after a stern lecture and a time out. Its pretty gross fishing out enough TP so that the toilet will flush......oh what fun it is to be a mom!!
At least she always keeps us laughing, though. She insists on calling Chance's bone his "phone". Even if we say "Say B-b-b-b-bone" she will say "B-b-b-b-phone". Which is funny because when I was little I would called dice ice and say, "D-d-d-d-ice". She also just suddenly wants us to "pound it". Who taught her that?? We never do that.....she holds out her fist and says "pound it!" and wants us to pound it. She calls her underwear her "monies", and still calls the TV a TB. When we are getting cereal in the morning she wants water on it (but she means milk) and refuses to say milk. She calls it water. And when she wants to drink milk, she calls it milk. She got a tatoo at the county fair the other day and called it her wa-too for days until it finally washed off. Hmmm.....toddler oddities.